Models are now the public face of a beauty treatment you didn’t know you needed: an eyebrow transplant.
After 2021’s Chrissie, when her past was exposed by fellow model Courtney Stodden for being a “volatile, high-profile troll” (in her words), she decided to divert attention. I’m pretty sure I’ve had some legs and a head transplanted.
Eyebrow transplants are a series of procedures for people who have too much time, money, and vanity at their fingertips, and it seems to be out there with bleaching the unmentionable.
Surgical movement of hair follicles from the back of the head to the eyebrows – in Wayne’s case, stopped at his hairline like a Neolithic Converver – at least comedy-worthy, hair keeps growing and doesn’t become an eye fringe Unless you’re a man when he’s caught in the wind and keeps women away like middle-aged ivy, you somehow know that your eyebrows are at their maximum length. I’m here.
But transplantation is the next stage in the evolution of brows.
If your makeup kit doesn’t include pencils, gels, stencils, powders, or pomades, Clark Gable isn’t in the “eyebrow game.”
And plucking your own eyebrows is the cosmetic equivalent of a DIY highlight. Everyone can see and no one is impressed.
This year alone, brow trends include bleaching, coloring, sideways feathers, brushed straights, and puffy verticals like wolves.
A beauty therapist recently explained that eyebrow lamination, or brow perming, is exactly two small perms.Microblading, for those who find two small tattoos too difficult.
In an industry notorious for jargon, who thought “lamination” was synonymous with beauty and self-care?
Brow enhancements are a godsend for those who have lost their brows to conditions like alopecia, but for most of us the loss is completely self-inflicted.
My first attempt at taming my eyebrows was with my dad’s Gillette, which left me with two bald patches.
They grew back, but as any woman with sharp tweezers and a passion for perfect arches knows, the brows eventually give up in disgust.
We’ve all met someone the width of an eyebrow and wondered why they kept going when virtual deforestation loomed. Where are you?
It took years to put the tweezers down and allow only a professional to access the full brow. A tan equals orange eyebrows, everyone has a good brow and a silly cousin, and don’t pluck the top of the brow unless they’ve completely lost their hipster beard.
But as I paint the absent and nail the whimsical, knowing that we’ve been obsessed with our brows since we first grew them, some There is comfort.
Cara Delevingne is credited with bringing back full Caterpillar, while Audrey Hepburn was shaggy and rocking in the ’50s.
Marlene Dietrich shaved her hair off and pulled them back just a few millimeters higher. I got
Bella Hadid’s thin ’90s brows were Twiggy’s ’60s brows in Kate Moss’ early days.
The only rule is if your eyebrows enter the room before you put down your pencil.